A Banana A Day...

So apparently Japan's having a problem with the newest diet trend. I didn't know Japan had problems with diet trends but they do. I thought they were the pinnacle of dietary health. It's because they're slaves to diet trends. Right now, it's the Morning Banana Diet. What you do is eat a banana or two or, if you have an invisible tapeworm/fat stomach like me, a whole bushel for breakfast along with room temperature water (gross). Eat whatever you want for lunch and dinner as long as you eat before 8pm. A snack at 3pm is okay. No desserts. Go to bed by midnight.

But yeah they're out of bananas in the whole country because they are stuffing them down every morning. It's hilarious because the real diet isn't even with the bananas, but it's the same shit everyone who is all about health says. Drink water, eat before 8pm, don't indulge in desserts and get lots of sleep. Way to go, Japan. Bananas are delicious, though. We had bananas at my house this week and it was a great start to the day. Shit, I'd love a banana every morning. (ahahaha seXXual innuendozlykeOMGZ).