I apologize for anyone who has ever watched (or heard) me eat Ramen noodles. I'm sorry to myself for eating them but, shit, it's payday (for those who don't get direct deposit. Those that do have to wait until midnight tonight ha ha suckas) when I get home and it's on my kitchen table. Until then it's 29 cents at the bookstore for a salty pack of noodles. Anyway, I eat them like a wet vacuum with my slurping just sllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllpp. I didn't really have a problem with the way I ate them until my former roommate Jackie hit the fan every time I chowed down.
Note: If you are easily offended, have a problem with salty language, are close-minded, hold personal grievances against me, or are looking for song lyric & vague emo posts, stop reading. This is not for you.
10.23.2008
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