Santa's Coming! Swallow!

I don't post in my blog for two weeks and everyone shits all over the place like a dog who got into the Chef Boyardee. Did I not say 'Hey I got shit to do with school?' Instead I get 'You had time to get a boyfriend but not time to update your blog?' I didn't 'get' him. He kinda appeared and we're cool. Regardless, I have been writing sentences of shit that's pissed me off and some time this week I'll be updating for real.

Thinking about getting me something for Christmas but don't want to piss me off? Here you go!
Family Guy, Volume 6 DVD
Any season of Curb Your Enthusiasm DVD
Lewis Black: Red, White & Screwed DVD
Lewis Black: A Pair of Lewis Black Shorts DVD
Sex & The City: The Movie DVD
The Silence of the Lambs DVD
Stop-Loss DVD
Batman Forever DVD
Wall-E DVD
The Dark Knight DVD
Lewis Black: Anticipation CD
“Me of Little Faith”, written by Lewis Black
Anything Delta Phi Epsilon-related

Pretty much anything as long as it's not bath products, candles, stuffed animals, hair dryers, alarm clocks or anything stupid. Today I got a lip gloss that smells like tanning oil and looks like alien cum. It also does nothing to moisturize my lips. Fuck that.