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1.26.2009

Dietary Supplement

Dear Bangs,
I'm glad to see that you are at least attempting a diet. However, a diet doesn't work when you don't do any kind of physical activity outside of whining and complaining how tight your pants are. It also doesn't work when you decide to eat a Lean Pocket at 10:30pm, cover it with ranch and wash it down with a glass of chocolate milk. Sorry to burst your bubble.

Sincerely,
Me.

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