Everyday Annoyances

I signed up for Twitter today. theruthshow. As if reading my blog wasn't enough, now you can get 140 character updates about me and what is currently annoying me. I don't know how I feel about it so far...but I feel like it's going to be more intriguing than the Facebook status updates.

I'm also kinda over 'I'm Yours' by Jason Mraz. Not a huge fan of him anyway but now...really not.
Font colors on your e-mail and you're over the age of 12? Really?

I spent an unGodly amount of time finding more blogs to follow at work today. There are a LOT of funny moms out there. And funny folks in general. I added some of them on my 'Life Beyond Facebook' section. The ones that had a little too much soccer-mom, go-get-em, "My kidz da BESTEST!" don't need to be read. They really shouldn't even be published. Shit, I love Merlin but I'm not going to go write every blog about him. (I'll leave that up to my mother, who, when she figures out how to turn on a computer, will talk about how many times Merlin chased a paper ball around the living room this afternoon.)

One-armed basketball player. I'm telling you, man, these triumph stories in sports make my eyes water.

Do. Not. Scream. Into. My. Phone. Ever.