A Life of Excess and Face-stuffing

Happy Lent!!!!!

I gave up pop and candy. 14 hours in and I'm about to pass out already.

Speaking of living lent without excess, let's talk about food. Considering how I had an Easy Mac today and that's IT. No meat on Fridays now. Gross.

I have always loved the turkey ranch bacon sandwich at Arby's as it combines three of my favorite things (turkey, ranch and bacon) into a massive sandwich. And curly fries...as if real fries weren't delicious enough.

Three words. Sour. Patch. Kids. The fat-free treat and just so good. I love at the bottom of the bag, that soury sugar. So good.

I've got a fever and the prescription is more cornbread. I don't need soul food. I need loaves of cornbread.

I had Funyuns for the first time in about a year today. Delicious.

Then I wonder how I've gained 50 pounds since high school ended. (Freshman 10? Try Fifth Year Senior FIFTY, bitches!)

In an article, probably part of the ongoing All-Barack-All-The-Time coverage, the White House kitchen staff makes a mean waffles and grits. My mom hates grits. Apparently in her first-generation-in-the-North family, grits flowed like the Nile on her breakfast plates.

And please, please, please....visit This Is Why You're Fat. It's one of those things that you say 'Who the hell would eat a McDonald's Big Mac but with McChicken patties instead of buns?" But then the more you stare at it, you go 'I wonder how you would eat that...maybe I should try it.' And add some chocolate covered bacon onto it. And keep watching this Bulimia-in-Photos blog. Ugh it's so bad but I can't stop looking at it oh God WHY Hot Dog Pie Why!