Pet Peeves: The Grammys, Miley Cyrus's Teeth and Fist Bumping

I was trying to figure out why this article was much longer than necessary when I realized that, when I should have been hitting the space bar, I was hitting 'enter'. Weird. It was just a list of words.

So...who watched the grammys? (crickets chirping) And who cared? (crickets get louder) The only thing of note was that Coldplay won. But Robert Plant & Alison Krauss? How old are we? Jesus. Here's a list of who won (so you can go 'Who is that?' like everyone else did) and how to improve the Grammys.

For no real reason aside from boredom and her big teeth, I've started making a Miley Cyrus face. I can say that I've never successfully listened to a whole Miley song because my blood boils to an unhealthy level. Now I just make a 'Miley face' when people reference her.
Looks kinda like this:


The referees for high school basketball have started fist-bumping the starting five (for reasons beyond me, maybe to be like 'Hey we're cool, right? Even if I call you for unnecessary fouls, we're cool because we fist-bumped!'). Dave and my dad fist-bumped Saturday. Totally Barack and Michelle style. It's been haunting me and I don't know why.

Side note: I also like my dad flat out asking him 'So when are you getting a teaching job? You gonna stay in Michigan so you can stay with Ruth?' Thanks, Dad, for hopping aboard the awkward train.