Everyday Crap

I was pissed that I don't live near a Ben & Jerry's so I couldn't get my free scoop or a Krispy Kreme to get my free donut. I did, however, take advantage of the free Starbucks. Yummy.

Obama won. And conservatives everywhere are shitting bricks. They're like 'OMG I'm moving out of the country.' Go ahead. And when we get ourselves out of the shitter, we won't let you come back. Ah, it's pretty amazing how bitter some people are. My mom registered to vote when she first moved to our house in '79. It was her first time voting on Tuesday and she voted for Obama, even though he was black. "He's gonna do more for the middle class." Way to go, Ma. Fuck that racist shit.

I got my life hoed out by a four-year-old.
Ruth: How do you say your name?
Girl in my class: You can say it however you want because no one says it right.
Ruth: Well, how are you supposed to say it?
Girl in my class: I can't tell you because you don't speak Arabic.

I hate the fact that now whenever it's 6 o'clock, it's pitch black outside. Ugh...just the start of a long dreary winter. Although Wednesday I had a plaid short reprisal in November because it was 65 out. Woot. Now it's raining and lame. Here comes the freezing cold.

I'm not a huge 'Girls Next Door' fan, in the sense that it hasn't upgraded to my TiVo schedule. Apparently Kendra is engaged to a 'Hank Baskett'. Instead of searching for Kendra, I searched on Yahoo! sports for him. He's not bad-looking. I'd holler.

"You're the right amount of difficult I'm looking for."

I'm pissed at myself. I let myself get bitten in the ass by the Christmas bug. I changed my Firefox theme to the Christmas one (so my toolbar is constantly snowing and my arrow bar on the right side is a string of Christmas lights). I also listened to the 24 hour Christmas station yesterday and was fucking SINGING ALONG. What is wrong with me? Why am I so cheerful with Christmas this year? It's November! And since I've gotten older, Christmas has become more and more depressing. I guess it's because I used to get a lot of stuff and we used to hang out with extended family. Now, due to the economy and my increase in age, it's like 'Oh. Yay.' Last year was sweet because I got tons of stuff on DVD so I watched TV all day.