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11.17.2008

Wasted Time, Money, Lives

It seems like a lot of guys who play hockey has a case of douchebaggery. It plagues decent guys who decide to play the sport. Not every guy is super douchebagging it and not every guy who isn't play hockey isn't a d-bag. However, those who start hockey early start their d-bag personality much sooner. I came to this conclusion last weekend at the restaurant. We do get a significant amount of travel hockey teams from the local and Midwest area come in with reservations upwards of 30. Well last week, these kids were out of fucking control. Like they were about ten or eleven, running around the restaurant, screaming, laughing, stealing 90 Dum-Dum suckers from the front basket, asking for balloons so they can let them float away...annoying. The parents didn't care, whatever, they spend a shit ton of money for their kids to play hockey and tote them around in SUVs, so they're spending more money to get wasted after a long day of cheering. It's this type of parental inactivity that turns young boys into hockey idiots. And I'm not saying this from personal experience. A few of my sorority sisters have dated hockey players. Guess what. They're not fucking dating them now.

Dude, this guy in my class, who's about 30, is creepily staring at me. What the fuck.

Hey Jakers.

Man so much shit has happened the past week that has pissed me off...but I've been busy as hell. End of the semester is just beating my ass.

I lost my Dell laptop charger and I needed one STAT. So I went to the store, expecting them to be between 25 and 50. NO. 110 FUCKING DOLLARS DOWN THE DRAIN. I had to open up a (yet another) store credit card to pay for it. Great. I needed it badly, though...and what's great is that, because Dell doesn't like third party chargers, it doesn't charge my battery; it just powers my laptop. Thanks, guys. THANKS. And yes I know they're cheaper online. Well aware. But will it be there an hour after I order it? False.

It snowed yesterday. It isn't sticking like cool snowball snow. It's the wet kind when I have to roll up my pants or else I step in it and my socks get wet. The only days it's appropriate for snow are Christmas Eve and Christmas Day. I'm used to White Birthdays (January 24th) but the past couple of years I've been having Wet Birthdays (weather-wise, not anything else, you sick freaks). I'm not a fan of rain either and the amount of rain we've been getting I'm contemplating dropping out of school to collect two of each animal & build a fucking ark.

You know what I love? When people ask a SHIT TON of questions in class and nothing gets done & therefore wastes my time. In which case I write here. Ugh. Peace out until I finish every assignment ever.

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