Best Christmas Eve Ever.

I'm working today in the office. On Christmas eve.

8:01am - Signs in.
8:02am - Finds literally no letters to mail, no calls to make, no copies to be made.
8:03am - Immediately logs into Facebook. Sends five Bumper Stickers.
8:10am - Opens 'High Lonesome', attempts to read.
8:13am - Gives up, returns to Facebook.
8:24am - Turns on Pandora's R&B/Pop Christmas. First song 'Please Come Home For Christmas' by a band called Rockapella.
8:25am - Renames band to Suckapella and thumbs down that shit.
8:31am - Phone call. "Thank you for calling the"Hello, please hold for an important announceCLICK. Apparently not that important if you can't hire someone to call for real.
8:32am - Returns to Facebook.
8:41am - Has three glasses of water due to extreme thirst caused by getting unusually wrecked last night at the bar.
9:02am - Morning bathroom break/Tetris on the can.
9:10am - Looks up 'money laundering' on urbandictionary due to curiosity.
9:14am - First walk in. Is in a rush. Wants to get admitted and registered today as in right now because he has to work at 10am.
9:21am - Phone call about a scholarship that a woman is nowhere near eligible to receive.
9:32am - Listens to second NSYNC Christmas song. Considers thumbs down but loves Justin Timberlake.
9:35am - Told by coworker for fourth time to play Holiday Tetris.
9:37am - Sends another fleet of Bumper Stickers.
9:45am - Hears third version of The Christmas Song, this time by 98 Degrees.
9:46am - Wikipedias 98 Degrees to see if it says why they chose to name themselves after rounding down the normal body temperature.
9:47am - Phone call asking if the bookstore was open today. Replies 'No'. Wonders why we are open.
9:48am - Put on hold for emergency bathroom break, the cause clearly the large consumption of beer last night.
9:54am - Reminds self to download more 98 Degrees upon arrival home.
9:55am - 'Hark The Herald Angels Sing' by Mariah Carey plays for second time.
9:59am - Does not come to a conclusion but does find www.amiright.com. Their slogan is 'Making Fun of Music One Song at a Time'.
10:00am -Laughs to self that her and Bangs gave Merlin a bath yesterday and how he was moaning the whole time. Poor kitty. At least he's not itching or smelling like ass anymore.
10:14am - Stamps in last incoming mail of 2008.
10:18am - Turns off music and starts watching the Moroccan Christmas episode of The Office.
10:24am - "Fa la la la la la ka-ching", LOL.
10:26am - Realization of wearing mismatched socks.
10:27am - Hates people who refer to their friends as 'besties' or 'besties for resties'. You sound immature and stupid. Chances are you won't be 'besties for resties' past a semester anyway.
10:33am - Wishes she knew how to knit. Or crochet. Or make shit with yarn that isn't a braided bracelet.
10:37am - Says hello to Picnik.