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1.15.2009

Lazy Much?

School started. My last two classes. The end is in sight. Too bad I don't want to do ANYTHING but sleep. Hence why I haven't updated in a while.

I have given Bangs free range to beat the crap out of me, giving her permission to do something to me that I cannot do to her. I have to get up twice a week at 7am to get to work at 8 (some of you are like 'Wow, what a whiner.' No, man, it's rough trying to get up that freaking early). I told her "Rip the covers off and pull me out of bed. Slap me if you have to." 7am Tuesday I woke up being slid across the floor by my leg. This morning, I was pushed out of bed. It's great. Seriously. I'm not late, I get to keep my job AND I have time to eat in the morning.

I was on the Tiffany website today (the jewelry, not the singer). My perfect engagement ring starts at around 2300. Is that legit? I feel like that's a lot...but at the same time I don't give a crap. I also browser 11,000 dollar earrings. You heard me. Hi, that's my tuition and book money for a whole year. Who has that kind of disposable income? In this economy? And who would want 11,000 dollar earrings? I'd rather make it rain than have to worry that a brand new car is going to fall off my ears.

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