MLK at the Movies

The people in the next classroom during my Thursday night class were just having a BLAST. Laughing like it's a room full of puppies and comedians. Grad school sounds awesome. So much better than the piece of crap science class I'm taking. Science ruins everything.

I dislike women with manly haircuts. Could be that I spent five years in a fro. But I see a girl with just HORRENDOUS hair and I want to put a wig on her until it grows out. Although that wouldn't look too good either. So then I'd shave her head. I'd rather her be bald than a rat's nest with bangs.

I still want an American Girl doll. Every once in a great while I'll still get a catalog. And I'll die a little on the inside.

Today was MLK day, a day 'on' instead of a day 'off'. Really, I think they should have it be a mix of both. Like 'Hey let's get up at noon, volunteer at one pm and be home in time for dinner!' I'm sure MLK loved volunteer work and helping out, but he probably loved taking naps more. (Because who doesn't?) I painted stairwells in a Detroit elementary school. The oil-based paint will NOT come off my hands. But that's okay, I guess. It was easier to paint, even though the principal would not STFU about me putting on gloves. She was entirely too high-strung to be in administration. I also got high off the lacquer thinner. Seriously. I don't remember the last fifteen minutes of painting. Not good.

I also went to the movies for the first time in a while. No, not to see Marley and Me. Dave and I saw Paul Blart: Mall Cop. Of all the wonderful movies out right now, why would we choose that?
1) Process of elimination
a. Not that I had interest anyway, Bangs saw My Bloody Valentine 3D and 'JUSOMG RAWTH I SO COULD NOT PUT ON MY GLASSES IT WAS THAT SCARY!!'
b. No Marley & Me. My cat's old.
c. I'd rather claw my eyes out (no pun intended) than watch Hotel for Dogs.
d. Notorious? The theater wasn't in the right neighborhood for that one.
e. I'm always in need for some laughs and Gran Torino wasn't going to bring that.
f. Dave would have stabbed me if I took him to Bride Wars.

2) Huge Kevin James fan. Sweat the Small Stuff? One of my favorite comedy specials of all time.

Quality movie? No. Hilarious? Absolutely. That is, if you're a Kevin James fan. If not, you'll be like 'Wow. Stupid.' The guy at Potbelly's was like 'Ew, you're going to see that? Why? Kevin James is not funny and neither is the King of Queens. How could a guy that fat get a girl that hot?' First of all, fuck you. Second of all, why do the people at Potbelly's force me into conversation? Shut up and make my sandwich, clown.

Dave also got excited for the Dragonball Evolution trailer. I don't care what he says, that Dan's gonna love it, blablabla. He's probably going to end up seeing it. And that's scary for everyone.