The sky looks like ass.

It's raining cats, dogs and fucking elephants outside. Hooray for Spring!

Okay. So I'm well aware that I am not the most tactful person when saying things. I am not a Miss Manners, Emily-Post, etiquette know-it-all, not in the least. But I know what is Ruth-being-Ruth (semi-acceptable due to audience) and what is downright-OMGZZZ-rude. I mean, for example, I try to wear shorts under my skirts because I hate crossing my legs (I really hate wearing skirts); I know no one wants to see my business. I would just like to say that I hope nothing I've ever done ends up on Etiquette Hell. I was reading specifically the Bridezilla portions and oh man, was I ever ROFL-ing at work. (It's slow in the admissions office right now, sue me.) I'm in kind of a wedding mood because I watched one of my favorite episodes of Everybody Loves Raymond, when Ray tries to get Robert out of planning his and Amy's wedding by messing up the wedding invitations yesterday.

Also, meChurch. Hilarious for church folk.

Drinking Izze is helpful for me because I can't drink pop but it's still fizzy.

Quick questions are questions that are quick, NOT ones that have a nine-minute background story and layers upon layers of required answers. I hate it when people call into the office and say 'I just have a few quick questions.' If I'm on the phone for longer than a minute, that's not quick. Get your vocab right, fools.