Make Me WHAT?!

When I was at school last Friday, this old guy, clearly no younger than 48, was talking very VERY loudly in the school computer lab about 'the hottest girl in class'. Hi, she could be your daughter. That's not hot, you perverted dickwad.

Anyway, I heard that Taco Bell is eliminating the Border Bowl. That is more than upsetting. After work I WILL be calling 1-800-Taco-Bell.

In creepy stalker ex-gf news, I recently became Facebook friends with a former flame, Deaf Guy. (Called Deaf Guy because he was, well, deaf. He was a real sweetheart to me, but he was somewhat creepy. DG smelled of serious desperation and I couldn't really handle him anymore.) Well he's engaged now to a real tubby (fat chicks + somewhat decent-looking desperation = early engagement...these are facts). And she tagged him in a few photos that made me go "Uh, WHAT?!"

It's called makemebabies.com. You upload a photo of yourself and have the choice of either choosing from their extensive celeb gallery or upload your own. They fuse the images together and put the face over a baby photograph so you can see what your children would like with Brad Pitt (OMGzz ItZ ShiLow's HaF SiBz LAWL!) or your significant other (No, Dave, I did not do that because I'm not 12 or disgusting). Or you can take the insanity to the next level and upload pictures of anyone else, so you can see what your kids look like with your best female friend, a guy you are currently stalking, a younger picture of yourself, etc.

Well, I got to see Tubby and DG's babies. Woof. And she uploaded on Facebook and TAGGED them. If I ever did that, I'm pretty sure Dave would disown me and both my friends & his friends would try to get me into the doctor's for a head examination. That's what makes a bad girlfriend, weird shit like that.

I'm half way done with watching the entire series of Curb Your Enthusiasm. So badass.