Wiser For the Wear?

Looking at my summer goals, I didn't really accomplish anything this summer aside from binge drinking (damn you, Coors Light and Blue Moon, for being so delicious), making money that promptly went to everyone else but me and sleeping more than ten hours every day. I live a beautiful life, even if I still haven't managed to buy my bed frame from IKEA yet.

I went to see Mamma Mia! tonight. While I do enjoy the songs of ABBA and pretty much everything from the 70s minus Disco Duck, it was nothing more than a feel-good movie. Aside from my friends, who, between the four of us, none had seen the stage performance and one didn't even want to see it in the first place, it was chock full of three stereotypes:
the menopausal-ladies'-night-women (check, they loved it and sang along, because there was a tone-deaf echo in the theater);
The-Dark-Night-is-sold-out-let's-see-this-even-though-we'll-regret-it-later teens (check, should have bought advance tickets);
and the date movie-goers (check, although I can't imagine how unbearable it was for a guy to see this...hopefully she'll go down on you tonight, son).
I do love Meryl Streep. Such a badass. Except for that piece of shit A Prairie Home Companion. That made this look like Schindler's List.
Space Chimps was sold out for the afternoon shows. Children were walking around the theater with chimp masks on...do I even need to say anything on that?

My sister went to Warped Tour yesterday. Completely out of character, except that she's one of the many teen posers. She came home with lot of swag, including a DVD from Peta2 about why random bands that she saw ('omgtheywereSOOgoodruthILuvThem') don't eat meat. Fabulous material to watch before bedtime, let me tell you. I was not looking forward to have nightmares about slaughterhouses, but whatever, if she wants to know what's up, it's cool. We watched how dogs and pigs are similar for about three minutes until she went 'This is boring!' and put on Family Guy. (I knew there was a reason why I liked her, even if she chooses not to be informed.) She actually was vegetarian for a few days back in the winter. My mom even went out and bought her those Morningstar veggie burgers. Then she realized that it's sad that the animals have to die but more importantly, meat is delicious. I later ate the burgers because, what the hell, I was hungry and they aren't too bad. Nothing beats bacon, though. Bacon is from the best pig on God's farm. Don't believe me? Look on the plastic. "Manufactured in Heaven, bitches. Enjoy."

"In vain I have struggled. It will not do. My feelings will not be repressed. You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you." - Pride and Prejudice, baby. Long sigh for the lack of summer romance. omgzz frownyz :*(

How the fuck is it almost August? The next person who tells me they're excited for school is getting their mouth kicked in. I'll be excited for school when I have my own classroom, complete with a piss-poor salary and a snake for a class pet. Two years from now, God-willing.