Oh Hay.

I have been working on this blog since Mother's Day. In between working, sleeping/napping, making out with Dave (or hanging out with him, either way), playing Rockband, Facebooking and summer reading (I'm two thirds of the way through Eclipse), I haven't have a chance to blog. Just soooo busy. But yeah, I bought my mom Pearl Harbor for Mother's Day. My dad, we either buy him exactly what he wants that he tells us to get or a Sears gift card. Mom, it's 'What horrible movie does she want?' Pearl Harbor...no. No no no. The only good thing about that movie is Alec Baldwin.

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Movies She Owns That I Find Acceptable
All the Christmas TV claymation classics
Die Hard 1, 2, 3 & 4 (the only one I've actually seen from start to finish is Die Hard With a Vengeance, but I hear good things so...whatever).
Drumline (My mom loves this movie for the tons of drums and rhythm. Deaf people can only hear the vibration.)
Milo & Otis (except for when Milo and Otis' animal ladies give birth...spoiler alert!)
Mrs. Doubtfire
Nine Months
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
First Wives Club (Hilarious!)
The Green Mile
Grumpy/Grumpier Old Men
Independence Day
Legends of the Fall
Ray
Roots - The Miniseries
The Sound of Music
Steel Magnolias (so cheesy but damn, the ending still chokes me up)
Superstar

Movies I Either Haven't Seen or Think Suck
Enemy at the Gates
Uncommon Valor
Saturday Night Fever
Staying Alive (really, Mom? REALLY?!)
Teen Wolf 1 & 2
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure/Bogus Journey
Mamma Mia! (Hated this movie.)
The Negotiator
Chain Reaction
The Vanishing
Ghost (so corny, I can't even handle it)
Antwone Fisher
Courage Under Fire (Meg Ryan in Desert Storm? No.)
A Few Good Men (Haven't seen it)
Bad Boys 1 & 2
Children of a Lesser God
The Devil's Advocate (When Al Pacino tells Keanu Reeves to have sex with his half sister I have to turn it off)
Dirty Dancing (hated it)
The Fast & The Furious
2 Fast 2 Furious
Pretty Woman (every stripper's dream)
Fluke
Footloose
Flashdance
The General's Daughter
The Rock
Crimson Tide
Ghost Rider
Grease 2 (for some strange reason, she does not know the first Grease on DVD)
G.I. Jane
Heat (never seen it)
House of Cards
The King & I
Kiss The Girls
La Bamba (RITCHIEEEEEEEEEEEE!)
Men of Honor
Nell (so so weird...aw RIP Natasha Richardson, though)
Oklahoma!
Phantom of the Opera
St. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band (The Bee Gees & Peter Frampton version)
Shawshank Redemption (No I have not seen it, I know, I know, fail.)
Sister Act 1 & 2 (the first one is okay, the second is deplorable)
Take the Lead
Titanic (highest grossing movie of all-time, so what, I think it sucks)
True Lies (I OD-ed on this movie in the 90s, thanks to my mom's never ending love affair with Ahnold, Jamie Lee Curtis and Tom Arnold)
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Jon and Kate cannot get a divorce. That'd be bad. Toting eight kids back and forth between the houses. If it happens, I at least hope they make a TV special.

Ugh.